LILIA'S QUOTES

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1"Game saved. Ok. Now if I fall to my death it won't matter."

2"I won't need a key if I have an axe, right?"

3"Okaaay... AXE it a question? Nope."

4"Maybe I just died the wrong way last time."

5"Sometimes it helps to cheer on your brain."

6"It helps if you yell in an intimidating voice as you open the stalls."

7"Being a vampire in Oblivion sucks balls."

8"I now have a Skooma addiction... mod in Oblivion installed."

9"Look! I'm trying to help, but you guys just keep getting right in front of my fist!"

10"You're actually pretty hard."

11"What kind of quote is that, Joshua!? Somebody's gonna take that out of context!"

12"Then we just played along with the Emperor's crazy coo-coo shebang."

13"I need to end the stream soon-ish, and I'd like to get some murderin' done before that."

14"Okay, guys. We're gonna play Ilien Assolation now..."

15"Oh, noooo! He's not doing so good. He's probably got loot, though, so we should get in there."

16"He's got a tool! I need his tool!"

17"Let go of it! Selfish, dead guy!"

18"Nope. Nope. Big buckets of nope!"

19"That really is the saddest thing in the world, when you can't pick up loot that you need."

20"Everything is fine. Everything is going according to plan. Sort of."

21"Later NEEERRRDD! I'm out!"

22"HA! Victory is mine, flashlight!"

23"Nope. Nope. Nope Nope nope nope nopenopenopenope."

24"Stupid alium! Go back in your hole! You too good for your hole?!"

25"I wonder if his tail ever gets caught on anything. It's kind of a long tail."

26"Holy balls!"

27"Well, what the douche?!"

28"How do I even use things on things? I don't think I know how to use."

29"Hey, nerd. Sit down so I can have speaks with you."

30"Hy...nice ass"

31"Can you stop whimpering?! Suck it up...DUDE!!"

32"She carries around full empty bottles of whiskey."

33"something moved, could be aaaaaaargh"

34"Now is not the time to talk about our sad past. Now is the time for happiness and murder!"

35"This calls for some really sneaky buttstabbing."

36"I shot him right out of his hat… with my throwing knife."

37"I think I can successfully buttstab that guy if I try harder."

38"Wait! Is he immune to buttstabs!?"

39"I think he was immune to my buttstab attempt. I'm not okay with that."

40"Get down there, Sexy Denton!"

41"What if it was a guy in a Speedo? Would you check it out then?"

42"Let's go in the ladies restroom just for funsies! Aww... She's not in here."

43"That would be awesome if there was a guy taking a shower and I could buttstab him. That would be the ultimate butstab."

44"I much prefer killing humans rather than zombies"

45"Oh. My box died."

46"I think I'm gonna eat some people, then go to a different town."

47"Touch it. Do it! You know you want to touch it!"

48"Somehow the terrain made Nate squirt, i guess."

49"You can't throw two 'nades at once, that's cheating!"

50"I touch them... just slowly."

51"I love you!! ....Oh...uhh....(awkward silence)"

52"YES! People I can kill! Yes!"

53"I probably should use some drugs."

54"We got to get naked, guys."

55"Cougar! I need your femur!"

56"If I wasn't in a rush, I'd pop all these poops."

57"Asparagus???"

58"He's too big to fit! That's hilarioius."

59"Well, if he didn't want to fight, he shouldn't have been an undead dude blocking my path."

60"Oh, god. Don't ever try to climb sideways stairs."

61"Man, I could go for some chicken wings right now."

62"You've got to be kitten me right now!"

63"I get to poop in a pot. How nice..."

64"Join me tomorrow for some cheesy sausage fun—if you are interested in that."

65Grace: "That's an unusual depiction of The Madonna." Lilia: "Does she have a puppet?"

66"… and by crappadoodles, I mean healths and bio-electric energies."

67"Bismarck… isn't he a cookie or something?"

68"I'm not a… name rememberer."

69"Something is cockblocking me from talking to Huber, man."

70"I'm gonna go splash my face with cheese."

71"I'm going to go splash my face with cheese… to regain my sanity."

72"Apart from the dirty sausage talk, which is obviously permitted here (encouraged even)…"

73"Well, Wagner couldn't have been a werewolf, 'cause he died on a couch."

74"Gabriel: I'm not sure why I'd want to show him that. Lilia: Cause it's sausage."

75"I bet we're going to need this sausage in the forest."

76"Does the sausage have flavour text… if you examine it?"

77"Can we pick the lock with a sausage?"

78"What if I give the sausage lady her sausage back?"

79"Question: Do I have to eat people?"

80"We're gonna have to eat some people....and then go to a different town!"

81"Oh, there's a boob. Hi!"

82"There's a door, leading to another door. Leading to another door. Leading to ANOTHER door. ....Annnd now I'm lost."

83"I think I might end up dropping my pants."

84"Fine! I'll get naked! Is that what you want, game?! I got nothing against nudity!"

85"Gonna do it first try! Gonna get naked and do it first try! Watch!"

86"Everything is easier when you're naked! That's life advice, right there!"

87"everything is easier when you are naked"

88"Greetings! Would you like to see my butt?"

89"Well, I hope we get to bang her then. Not to be gross, but...she's preeeeetty!"

90"If we take this flask, and put it on this mushroom we.... oh. I failed."

91"Stop summoning skeletons you A-Hole!!"

92"Boingers everywhere! There's nowhere safe from the boing!"

93"We shall grow like mold on cheese!!!"

94"Bring it on, diaper viper!"

95"Oooh, I forgot you can shove people in this. So great! I'm gonna be doing that a lot. … Excuse meeeeeeee!"

96"Oh! Let's get the big boy. Mmmm..."

97"I wish his head would… ooh, it DID fall off! Beheading hype!"

98"Yoga beggars! I love them. At least they're staying fit."

99"Did he say he was going to park a carriage in his ass?"

100"Oh, i forgot! There's a game in this game!"

101"Look! It's Lara's butt! We get to see a lot of Lara's butt in this game. Well, in every game, actually."

102"I'm worried about dropping here - AAAAAAHHH - whew!"

103"Let's go for this sec- No, Lara! Dammit! Fine! I didn't want the secret anyway."

104"Flare hype! Hm… I'm turning everything into a hype now. That's probably a bad plan."

105"I have hopes! Hiiigh Hopes~ *misses jump* . . . . hopes completely dashed...."

106"That's the stupidest thing I've ever said… probably not—let's be honest."

107"Can I put the basket on my head?"

108"DIE, pot! Okay, that's probably not a thing we can do. We should get points for effort, though."

109"Hello lizard man. Oh, he just has a hood on."

110"Those are human remains? That looks like a puppet."

111"Hadley: What was I thinking?" I don't know...! We just used YOGURT on a computer!!

112"This might be the last thing I do this stream. The end is neigh!"

113"This is a good place to end it. When I come back, I can be excited about my parsnips, and then I can check my mail."

114"I'll take a quick 30-second break. Then we'll go into that really schmexy dungeon. Hopefully, there's cheese in it!"

115"Well, it wouldn't have been the first time I said 'cheese' instead of another word. Happens too often."

116"Dude, there's a dog on your butt."

117"Fall over dead, yes! Bow before the might of Geralt of Rivia! Muahaha! . . . .I've got purple swirlies!!!"

118"He's just one big block of cheese face."

119"No offense, but you're a weirdo"

120"I'm not saying it's bad. I'm just not a big tower defense junkie."

121"Acrane lich. Pffft. More like noob lich, am I right?"

122"Don't question it. Everything is easier when you are naked! That's all the information you need."

123"I'm going to do the rest of this quest naked."

124"Oooh, he likes me—because I was an asshole. That's great!"

125"Where is the thing I made that gives me a thing?"

126"Miss me, miss me, now you gotta kiss me. No, please don't."

127"Running into a wall will not save you."

128"Don't sink, Titanic! I haven't solved the mystery yet!"

129"I'm avoiding all the icebergs! … I think this is why we sink."

130"There are things I like about Facebook. I like that my Grandma is on there."

131"It's okay guys, we needed one more crash before the game ends! I mean...what kind of a stream would this be without the game crashing every few minutes!"

132"I'm not a huge… potty mouth, or anything!"

133"Gonna try and use stuff on stuff, y'know. Because we got some new stuff."

134"I am not putting the puzzles together with my brain here."

135"I'm sorta surprised I haven't had to get naked yet. Because usually, getting naked is the solution for the platforming in this game."

136"I am the ruler of all that is shadowy!"

137"I vant to suck your cheese!"

138"Ignorance is bliss, until you die."

139"You're lagging? Try reducing the difficulty."

140"You're right, he did sleep without a pillow. He must be Cthulhu!"

141"I got a Sherlock thing on my thing again...for I am Sherlock!"

142Holmes: "What a horror!!" Lilia: "That's what they all say"

143"This is why the game is rated M everybody. Put your adult pants on while we get ready for this."

144I'm gonna be like: "there ain't enough cheese in here fer the two of us!"

145"When in doubt, don't wear pants."

146"Where's the thing I have to put the thing in? Where's the thing thang!"

147"If everything goes wrong, it'll be hilarious anyway."

148"Can I....spoon?"

149"You piece of dumb poop! I already know what it's for!"

150"Blast, my only weakness! Hanging squares."

151"Get off my butt, you pipe-blowing A-holes!!"

152"The Forces of Darkness need to take priority, Bella!"

153"You're fine, Lara. I think some of the blood is falling off of her!"

154"Don't do it cows, your life is worth living!"

155"I would like to just take this ladder and put it in my pants"

156"Flip! Flip! Flippety-flip flip flap!"

157"Oh AH eebiedeeby!"

158"When in doubt, set something on fire, I always say."

159"Say cheese! Oh wait, you're dead."

160"Your face is stuck! Use the thing!!!"

161"Schnippledoodles!"

162"I like being dead"

163"I need a thingy"

164"Now he is dead. Now we can Hype about it"

165"Good thing I clicked on his crotch..."

166"I'm gonna have the P Virus! I guarantee I'm gonna have the P Virus! ....I'm gonna have P all over me!"

167"I need cow stuff."

168"How to Underp the Derp by Derp himself. And if he does underp the derp he will probably end up dead at the end anyway."

169"I Did it. I did a thing. I made progress!"

170"This will slightly effect the boobs, but not much."

171"You're lagging? Uhh.... I don't know. Try reducing the difficulty?"

172"Now we got him... or not."

173"I'm not going to take my thing out until I'm ready."

174"Oh no! I forgot to put my stupid thing away!"

175"For skills and flowers!"

176"Can you quit eating under my horse? That is... weird."

177Lilia: "Is it about pooping again?" Fancy hat guy: "Thats for YOU to decide"

178"What a brave derp!"

179"What a sneaky son of a boob"

180'She only has a fine rod, let's get her naked.''

181"Do I have a more stealthy weapon? Yes! I have a rocket launcher!"

182"But can you pee in it? That's the important question"

183"Did I ruin everything again? I don't have any ketchup."

184"Oh no, I broke my ankles and my frames at the same time"

185"Screw you guys, I'm going to save!"

186"Look at all this poo!"

187"Don't kill me yet! I'm investigating."

188"I wanna be, like, amazing at shoplifting!"

189"He's ONLY got 300 health. We CAN do this..."

190"I meant to sneak - instead I kicked."

191"Sorry for shooting you in the boob... but it's Valentine's Day you know"

192"Nothing stealthier than a panzerfaust"

193"I hear him!! He's somewhere...! ...He's going RAHBLAHGLARGHBLAHBLAH!!"

194"Go away Diablo, I'm busy!"

195"I've been in games where being naked is necessary to win, so I sort of believe you."

196"Panicking and ladders do not go together very well"

197"Drugs! Hell yes!"

198"We should just gangbang them."

199"All bugs have games!"

200"You're an asshole, bear!"

201"Someone farted in the safe!"

202"Thank you, I'm really surprised we didn't have sex."

203"I mean I don't wanna be rude, but all those fish people look the same"

204"There is something still cthulhuing around... I heard it!"

205I didn't even know I had a personality.

206"What day is it for Geralt? It's 8pm."

207"Your rocks are stupid!"

208"I'm happily married... to my work... and my violin... and my opium."

209"How in the butts in the butts in the butts in the butts?!"

210"We made it! And we still have our schlong."

211"Now I can safely die."

212"I'm only sorta dead!"

213"His sunglasses gave him away."

214"No one else will be able to mine my mine because it's mine"

215"It's just super fun to set someone on fire and then just laugh at them."

216"Disclaimer: Don't listen to anything I say."

217"I did good that time. I didn't even shoot one baby!"

218"That's how you ULU in your MULU!"

219"Oh yeah, we can dig up the rest of the graves now!"

220"And you can't shoot children anymore. What the heck, Bethesda?"

221"At least it's not a dildo, I guess."

222"OK, I know somebody has some drugs."

223"Ooo, he licked me. Am I gonna get lucky?"

224"Do me a favor and don't set yourself on fire, OK?"

225"Ewwwww, is he wearing blue jeans?"

226"Get off me! ...G-Get off my crotch!"

227"There's only one hole."

228"It's like a giant butthole with teeth."

229"At least they had coffee in their latest moments."

230"If he doesn't die by a monster... I'm gonna kill him."

231"I don't want to be licked."

232"Feasting on that guy's butt. Not something you see every day."

233"I might have to burn him, though. For funsies."

234"Shoot him in the dick, too!"

235"One thing we can do is kill ourselves. That'll work."

236"OK, what does this guy have under his trousers?"

237Tony: "If it's got an ass, I'm kicking it."

238"Who needs food when you can have coffee?"

239"You f everything in this game. Everything. You F your horse."

240"Get it up, Bob!"

241"Yay, I did it! What did I do?"

242"If we get a cake, we'll at least have dinner fora few days, right?"

243"I can't believe this sh*t, man!"

244"I want them to physically do it."

245"This guy is casting shit."

246"Progress pee. The best kind of pee."

247"We're gonna make a huge ass."

248"Damn, I only have boobs! Too bad..."

249"69 is the best."

250"Hell, yeah! Being an asshole is awesome!"

251"I don't want to miss the chance to run him over."

252"I kinda want to kill Santa..."

253"Do you think this person is following me because I have a collection of dead birds in my pocket?"

254"He's gonna eat my SEED!"

255"I'm looking for shit."

256"Unfortunately there is no Boing-Boing in this game."

257"Am I done sprinkling my seeds?"

258"We must find lubricant. To the bedroom!"

259"Is it going to get any bigger? Is that as big as it gets?"

260Handcuffs. Gonna need those.

261"Naked dudes always have the best cash."

262"Did I run over someone? I wasn't paying attention."

263"Everyone likes lube, right?" - Lilia 201x

264"Are all the GOG achievements that stupid? No offense!" (The Medium, 02/05/2021)

265"It's not good to be wet. Unless you want to be wet." - Lilia 2021

266"All I need is this poop hat."

267"This is way too much work for some boobs."

268"I'm allowed to say 'wiener' with an 'interesting' accent."

269"That guy turned into a disgusting corpse. Nice!"

270"Can we punch this open?"

271"I just miss actually killing people."

272"Look at all that pawn."

273"I don't like their butts."

274"A limb! Can I have that?" -Lils (Blade of Darkness) 11/9/2021

275"Aww, and then I got stuck on my own butt!!" -Lils (Mortal Shell 11/24/2021)

276"It would be nice if I could dig up graves.

277"I guess I'm slaughtering everyone? Cool."

278"I forgot to look up her skirt. Dangit!"

279"I'm really afraid of big things.

280"Drink my own pee and sweat. Delicious."

281"Maybe I should put some junk in my trunk?"

282"Gotta cram it all in there." 

283"Windows 11 sucks!"

284"I always trust everyone with a pornstache anyway. So you're in luck."

285"Potatos don't wear eyeliner. Or makeup."